Piggy In The Middle
The Rutles • Key:
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OLGA Archive
Piggy In The Middle
The Rutles
A
G
F
Eb
D
C
B7
D
D7
C
C7
G
I know you know
G/F#
what you know, but
Em
you should know by
Em/D
now
that you're not
Am
me.
D
Talk about a month of Sundays.
C7
Toffee-nosed(*) wet weekend as far as I
can
G
see.
Chorus
Hey Diddle
Am
Diddle (woo) The Cat and the
Bm
fiddle (woo)
Piggy in the
C
middle (woo) Do a poo-poo.
G
Bible-punchin'
G/F#
heavy-weight e
Em
vangelistic
Em/D
boxing
kanga
Am
roo.
D
Orangutang and anaconda.
C7
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, even Pluto
G
too.
chorus
#(spoken:) ...state no harm. There's no way you get both the set...
F
Eb
D
C
B7
F
One man's
Eb
civiliza
D
tion
C
is an
B7
other man's
A
jungle,
B7
yea.
They say
D
Revolution's in the air.
I've
C7
got it in my underwear, but I don't
G
care.
chorus -- repeat "Do a poo-poo"
G
Walkie-talkie man says "hel
G/F#
lo hello hello" with his
Em
ballerina
boots, You can
Em/D
tell he's always on his
Am
toes.
D
Hanging from a Christmas tree.
C7
Creeping like a Bogey man. Getting up my
G
nose.
chorus -- repeat "A poo-poo, pooh!"
#(C Bb F7 C) ad lib. . At the end, spoken:
Now, this little piggy went to Market, This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went "woo-!" all the way home.
#(*) Lyrics say "Spotty faced" instead of "Toffee-nosed"
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