Philosopher's Song
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Philosopher's Song
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#From: drraymon@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (Darrell Raymond)
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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely
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stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the
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table
David Hume could out-consume
Whilhelm Friedrich
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Hegel
And
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Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as
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Schlagel
There's nothin'
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Nature didn't teach yer
'Bout the raisin' of the wrist
Socrates him
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self was
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permanently
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pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On a bottle o' shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could put it away
Half a pint of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am'
But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
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