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I like Chinese

(Monty Python

#From: szojak@d26.wu-wien.ac.at (Martin Szojak)
#Spoken:
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuelear bombs to blow us all
There are tools and idiots sitting
on the trigger,
It's depressing and it's senseless
and that's why:
G I like Chinese,
A I like Chinese,
They  D only come up to your knees,
Yet they're  G always  Em friendly, and
they're  Am ready to  D please.
G I like Chinese,
A I like Chinese,
There's  D nine hundred million of
them in the world today,
You'd  G better learn to  Em like them,
Am that's what I  D say.
G I like Chinese,
A I like Chinese,
They  D come from a long way overseas,
But they're  G cute and they're
Em cuddly, and they're  Am ready to  D please.
G I like Chinese food,
A The waiters never are rude,
D Think of the many things they've
done to impress,
There's  G Maoism,  Em Taoism,  Am I Ching and  D Chess.
So  G I like Chinese,
A I like Chinese,
I  D like their tiny little trees,
Their  G Zen, their  Em Ping-pong, their  Am yin and  D yang-ese.
G I like Chinese thought,
A The wisdom that Confucious taught
If  D Darwin is anything to shout about,
The  G Cinese will sur Em vive us all
Am without any  D doubt.
So,  G I like Chinese
A I like Chinese
They  D only come up to your knees,
Yet they are  G wise and they're  Em witty
and are  Am ready to  D please.
G I like Chinese
A I like Chinese
Their  D food if guaranteed to please,
A  G fourteen, a  Em seven, a  Am nine and lynch D ees.
G I like Chinese,
A I like Chinese,
I  D like their tiny little trees,
Their  G Zen, their  Em ping-pong,
their  Am yin and yang- D ese.
G I like Chinese,
A I like Chinese ...
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